Steve Rhodes Reviews:
Doctor Dolittle
A film review by Steve Rhodes
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The happy but silly Rex Harrison musical Doctor Doolittle has been remade into half of a good movie, albeit without any songs and spelled with one less "o."
The new movie's menagerie of talking animals, while not exactly BABE cute, are quite funny. If the animals could have just eaten all of the human beings in the beginning, the animals could have starred in a first-rate production. The terminally boring human characters with their dismal lines and their lethargic acting kill an otherwise promising picture.
It all starts with the young John Dolittle conversing with his dog. His father, played by Ossie Davis, sends the dog away and bans further animal communication.
John grows up to be a father and a human doctor. One day a bump on the head revives his old communication skills. Soon cacophonies of talking animals are making his life miserable. Once they hear about him, they turn his home into a veritable Noah's Ark. He becomes a self-taught vet to help his new furry and feathered friends.
When the animals talk, prepare to laugh. (And conversely, when the human characters speak, get ready to catch up on your sleep.)
Sometimes the humor is directed only at the adults, as when one dog in the pound confesses, "I am Keyser Soze."
At the vet's office a mutt drags his heels on the way to an undesired surgery. "Please don't fix me," he whines. "I won't look at another girl ever. I swear." He stops his oration briefly to check out a cute pooch that goes sauntering through the office.
The animals are good at physical comedy as well. When the vet gets a thermometer stuck up Dr. Dolittle's dog, Lucky (voiced by Norm Macdonald), watch how effectively and humorously Lucky can illustrate his discomfort by scrooching up his rear.
Another dog suffers from obsessive compulsive behavior. Jumping like a perpetual motion machine, he keeps demanding with a hyperactive cadence, "Throw me the ball; throw me the ball."
The guinea pig named Rodney (voiced by Chris Rock) is arguably the cutest animal after Lucky. Albert Brooks, last seen as a white-collar criminal in OUT OF SIGHT, shows up as a serious tiger with a bad blood clot.
The movie's jokes contain so much crude and sexual humor that the filmmakers appear to be targeting an audience just a year or two shy of teenagehood, but the animal antics seem aimed more at the kindergarten and younger grade school set.
The one-joke movie wears out its welcome quickly. There are many laughs, but there would have been a lot more if we could have gotten rid of those abysmal homo sapiens.
DOCTOR DOLITTLE runs 1:25. It is rated PG-13 for profanity and crude humor.
My son Jeffrey, age 9, laughed long and hard during the movie. He gave it **** and said his favorites were the guinea pig and Lucky.
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